Sir, are you ready to order?

If only it were that easy.

I am the hungry one, and she is the one who brings nourishment from the unseen source. She brings exactly what I want, tends to my half-empty glass, and does so with a smile.

Oh, I like it when a waitress calls me "Hon'". What service!

Where is my waitress? And why did I get the table near the kitchen today?

~Bill